Why do they keep the glue in the fridge?

Introducing the pneumatic oven range. Place the chicken in the can and press the button… No mess cooking and bone meal blending! High calcium foods!

Wait what???

My bank finally approved us for a hotdog jumboloan! We sign tomorrow!

Yeah lol.

Good, I only want to pay for the parts that don’t send my data to Google and their partners.

So authors must declare legally “this book must not be used for AI training unless a license is agreed on” as a clause in the book purchase.

She’s Filipino. I know someone who smiles like that lol.

And L is definitely not my size. Plus, what if I was going to buy something for my cousin or my husband? My wife? What if I had a newborn? The size is the wrong characteristic to determine based on previous purchases or what a thousand other shoppers have purchased… Ofcourse you’re getting L! Its the thing in the middle! The average!

You can?!!! How! Must have porn now! Plz!

Go to the website directly! Porn hub is not hard to spell! I spell it all the time even using no fingers at all!

Seriously? I have to tell my wife. She’s sometimes open and sometimes closed to the idea of a threesome or just bisexuality.

Honey, are those train tracks? … Yes looks like we’ll turn left on to the tracks for 1/2 a mile. Its a detour.

Someone might remember Bill 300 years from now as a bump on the road for Linux.

How do you heil a Tesla cab?..you don’t. Unless you want to end up rotting in a concentration camp in El Salvador. Fuck face is exactly the type who would rape you in the morning and then walk outside the room into the balcony and shoot an innocent bystander for no reason. See “Schindler’s list”. So you don’t.

Bee keeping. Sell the comb and honey on etsy.

Instructions unclear, tied bird by the balls and its spinning, about to hit the garage door again.

Americans… The people who go to work every day and get paid shit for their work…enough to not complain too much but not enough to get a head. The people who get fixed incomed at 64 and then inflationed until the bank gets the house back. These people did not bomb Iran.

Orange turd and his team of evil fucks did.

Now, I’m actually neutral on this particular action. Nobody wants Iran with nukes. However please then do the same in NK and ruzzia.

If any of this does backfire, I just want you all to know that we just woke up to this shit just like everyone else. Just like when the orange turd invaded LA. We just woke up to this shit. Is it gonna be over in 3.5 more years?..god I so fucking hope so. The guy in coocoo unstable. Just like Kim and Putin, he should go to a retirement home and leave the rest of us alone.

I don’t either. But somehow I feel like removing crazy people from having access to nukes is a good thing. Except of course a crazy one with access to nukes did it. Hopefully those sites are irradiated and unaccessible.