You know how to take your dish rack to the next level? Slap some large googly eyes on that bad boy. Surpise your mom. Make those memories.

The counter top ones take up a lot of space, and you cannot use your kitchen sink while it is running because it connects to your kitchen faucet. Which also means you need to have the correct kind of faucet for the attachment to fit. Also, dishwashers use a lot of power. There are hidden costs at play here, and with the price of power only going up, why wouldn’t I do dishes the cheap way? Not to mention haveing to buy dishwasher tablets and all the waste products created by the single use packaging.

Richard Gere. His eyes look like he’s laughing at a joke, but his face tells me the jokes on the audience.

Aw, beans

Oh fuck, I hate this too. Fucked up the video player and a bunch of my settings as well. Why is everything so round!? Why did they fuck up my clock widget SO BAD!??

It depends, because if the car breaks down, you will need parts to fix it. Hopefully parts you can get off another car of similar make. Also older cars can use universal parts, newer cars are more heavily proprietary, so electric may not be the way to go for longterm use.

I need this power.

So did you ever zerk off the nipples?

Actully it was this advice that kept me from getting in bad situation!

“Never go to a secondary location.” This has been surprisingly helpful.

Targeted, systematic attacks on education, and a robust propaganda networks ran by billionaires.

How can this feel so wholesome and creepy at the same time?

They’re boot lick’en good!

Oh great, we’re on the Darth Jar Jar timeline.

My cats. They want things and as soon as they know I am awake they will come get me up. Unlike an alarm clock they have zero snooze.

Right now, climate change. This planet was a paradise and we ruined it for ourselves. I don’t think we have very long before ecosystems just start breaking down in massive ways.

Hmmm my friend had a cat that was presenting as asthma and wasn’t responding to treatment. Turns out the apt she was renting had mold in the walls and she had to emergency move. I don’t want to freak you out, but also consider environmental factors as well. Best of luck to you are your kitty!

Sometimes I just want to go back to bed, and never leave it again. No more going to work, no more grocery shopping, no more chores, just me laying in my bed cozy and warm.

Truth. Coworkers too. The good die young and assholes live forever.